| If
we don't get any, then nobody is getting any! One night, we were at this bar and
one of of our friends was making progress with the best looking woman there. Heh
heh, or so he thought until he suggested "let's have ice cream at our place."
By the time this "from scratch" dessert was ready to eat, everyone had
passed out cold - alone. So, if you're bitter about someone else's happiness this
Valentine's Day, we have two words for you: icecream party!
3 cups of whipping cream
1 cup of milk
1/2 cup of sugar
1 vanilla bean, split
4 large egg yolks
2 pomegranate In
a saucepan, heat the cream, milk, sugar and vanilla bean until the sugar has dissolved
and the mixture is hot but not boiling. Whisk
egg yolks in a bow and gradually add 1 cup of the cream mixture. When smooth,
add it all back into the pan. Whisk
constantly over low heat until it thickens slightly and coats the spoon, about
five minutes. Don't let it boil. Remove
the pan from the heat. Remove
the seeds from the pomegranate and extract the juice with a mortar and pestle. Take
the vanilla bean out of the pan and add the fruit juice. Put in the refridgerator
for an hour until cool. Put
everything ice cream maker and stir every 10 minutes for an hour, or follow the
directions of your machine. By this time no eat. People drunk. Shower cold. | 
