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Starting with
This
salad will go straight to the lining of your heart
- Show your sweetheart that you are into them by cooking something that will stick
to his or her heart...literally! Fried goat cheese medallions help to make any
rabbit food (lettuce, frissee, mesclun greens, etc.) taste great, and will really
bond to valentine heart's arteries. and Chicken
with 3 fresh herbs you'll want to eat in bed
- These days people confuse good food with love. When you're with someone new
the best seduction strategy is to make something really delicious like this. Chances
are, they've been eating insipid food and a dish this tasty will make them all
emotional and stuff. They won't know exactly where all these emotions are coming
from or why, but the food will be an unlikely suspect. After all, good food is
be bad for you. God forbid it is the food that's getting them all riled up. Instead,
their minds will do a little transference: if it isn't the food making them feel
this way, it must be you!. Seduction complete. perfect
with Perfect
basmati rice
- When you make this rice, be sure to add a nice bit of butter. As long as you
follow the rule to never eat more than you can lift, you'll be fine! or A
passion for lamb
- Are you stuck in a relationship based on uncomfortable silences punctuated by
occasional arguments about nothing in particular by the filcker of TV light. Sigh.
Remember when Valentine's was a sure thing? A passion for lamb is 100% guaranteed
to take your relationship back to sunshine, rainbows, vibrating beds and Hello
Kitty. It shows your passion for your little lamb chop. Who can resist? perfect
with Crispy
roasted potatoes - As in cooking, the
side dish in romance is usually less complicated and time consuming. The "side
dish" understands that the entrée requires a lot of work and care.
Unfortunately, in romance, it’s very hard to make the entrée and the
side dish come together…If you have this problem, good luck to you this Valentine's
Day. May you pick the right one! and
for dessert, Brigadeiros
(little balls of love)
- Chocolate! They say that eating large amounts of chocolate provokes a biochemical
reaction very similar to the emotions we call love and lust. People who have been
dumped recently will tell you this is true. We’re wondering what happens
when you have lots of chocolate when you are already in love. Do you have an orgasm
right there and then? If somebody tries this, please let us know… or Nobody's
gettin' any pomegranate ice cream
- If we don't get any, then nobody is getting any! One night, we were at this
bar and one of of our friends was making progress with the best looking woman
there. Heh heh, or so he thought until he suggested "let's have ice cream
at our place." By the time this "from scratch" dessert was ready
to eat, everyone had passed out cold - alone. So, if you're bitter about someone
else's happiness this Valentine's Day, we have two words for you: icecream party! | 
