| OK, there are times when
you must eat a
common-people type meal. Consider the
hamburger. Simple,
American, and pretty
good when made properly. What does made
properly
mean? One answer to that question
is "if you have to ask, then you are
proletariat scum." The other answer is the
following concoction of excess.
"Whoever said "money
can’t buy happiness"
didn’t know where to shop.
2 ounces of fresh black truffle, preferably
from France or Italy
1 pound
of ground Angus beef
salt and freshly ground pepper
hearty bread
dried wood chips from a peach tree that fell
down naturally by lightening
or some killer
grill wood from Blanton's Mesquite and
Pecan BBQ GrillWood.
Chop the truffle. Mix the rest
of the
ingredients with the ground beef and allow
the flavor of the truffle
to marry the beef for a
few hours. Then add salt and pepper, form
into
two patties and grill over a barbecue
using the fruit tree wood.
Serve
on toasted bread with fries Save
your money and have one for lunch
every day.
Serves one cow, and they will eat it. | 
