Squash Soup with Roasted Pumpkin Seeds with Some Cream Made
the Right Way - Because only an idiot would diet on Thanksgiving.
Listen, a little cream isn't going to kill you. If you don't eat it on Thanksgiving,
then when will you?
Turkey From Hell - The rule about turkeys is one case of wine
(Beaujolais will do the trick) for every 10 pounds.
Sauce for Tarts - Make this recipe for your favorite tart. May
they be sweet and smooth but with an edge. Firm, yet with some give. Plump, but
not too plump.
Potatoes Proper - The REAL original recipe for mashed potatoes
called for young virgins to dance naked in a large vat of steamed potatoes as
warm, freshly drawn milk was poured over their bodies. Well, thats not really
true, but it proves a point: even mashed potatoes can be sexy if you put your
mind to it.
Turkey Sandwich From Hell and Back Again...with Bacon - You
know how people add "in bed" to the end of Chinese fortune cookie quotes?
You can do the same thing, but "with bacon." For example, "You
will enjoy good health...with Bacon!" Or, "Your destiny lies before
you, choose wisely...with Bacon!" Or, "You should go on a diet you fat
slobbering pig...with Bacon!"
Pie Depression Cure - A highly prestigious university recently
did a study of people with depression and discovered that only 5% of those depressed
cooked from scratch. The study found that most depressed people ate crap. Actually,
we just made that whole thing up, but we're sure it's true! Eating crappy pumpkin
pie made from a can or bought at a grocery store makes us depressed. While, homemade
makes us happy! Sounds scientific to me!