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Someone once told us: "this
is the greatest.... sob.... f*cking.... sob.... spaghetti.... sob....
I ever had in... sob... my f*cking life. I love you guys. I love everybody."
2 pounds of ground beef
1 green bell pepper, chopped 1 yellow bell pepper, chopped 1 purple
bell pepper, chopped 1 red bell pepper, chopped 1 large onion, chopped
8 cloves of garlic, mashed 6 pieces of celery, sliced 6 pieces
of carrots, sliced 8 large mushrooms, sliced 3 26 ounce containers of
Parmalat or freshly chopped tomatoes (enough to fill up the pot) a few
spoons of fresh chopped parsley spoon of fresh oregano spoon of fresh
basil spoon of ground dried hot pepper 2 spoons of demi-glace spoon
of sugar shot o' olive oil glass o' wine can o' beer a few
accidental cigarette ashes salt and fresh pepper
Heat up the oil in a big pot. Add garlic, fry for a minute, then add beef
and half of the onions. After a few minutes, push to one side and in the
empty space saute peppers, onions, celery.
When the beef is gray, add mushrooms and tomatoes and stir everything together.
No need to drain the fat. Add the remaining ingredients then simmer for
two hours, stirring occasionally, adding more beer or wine at your discretion.
Serve with grated cheese, booze
and spaghetti cooked al dente.
Serves 1 person 10 times, 2 people 5 times, 3 people 3.333 times, 4 people
2.5 times, 5people 2 times, 6 people 1.667 times, 7 people 1.428571 times,
8 people 1.25 times, 9 people almost 1 time, and 10 people just once
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