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Recession Recipes Introduction

We're not afraid of the "R-Word!" During the great depression, some people starved to death, and we don't want history to repeat itself. Besides, people celebrate things like Thanksgiving so why not celebrate the recession every day!? It'll make it fun! So fix yourself a stiff drink and read on...

Well, perhaps you are really in dire straits? We're here to help you, with a smile on our face. But, you are still a sucker! You really mean to tell us that you didn't realize bitcoin was a...

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"mmmm, that's some good eatin'" a friend once said. This recipe is an updated version of the WWII era classic!

4 cups of cooked macaroni
3 tablespoons of butter
1 teaspoon of...

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Get back in touch with your animal instincts and hunt and gather these ingredients from nature!

1 large potato
1 large turnip
2 carrots
1 handful of dried cranberries...

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First, rob a liquor store, and get yourself some sherry. Then you can "afford" to make this. People ate this type of stuff during the 20s and 30s, so don't think you are too special to eat it too...

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We're not sure where you live, but geese fly over many areas during their migration. They can be quite friendly, and you can feed them bread and stuff. Well, that works to your advantage and makes...

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Don't blame us if you pick your own mushrooms from the backyard and get poisoned. Don't blame us if you get a "how to pick wild mushrooms" book and screw up and get poisoned. Don't blame us...

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